Not surprisingly, KOOK tastes bitter, salty, and is hard to swallow. #WAKEUP. This week we drop mics, knowledge, and helicopter bombs. JUST THE TIP of the iceberg of conspiracy theories, actual conspiracies, atrocities, and the like. We’ll definitely need another episode to fully delve into the dark world of reality. And next time we promise to have a theory MOST FOWL by our own beloved host, Mike. We’d like to thank our special guest this week, joining us from a mostly undisclosed location – Thanks “Bob.” Hope you guys enjoy the show.
Are you always tired? Do you get less than eleven hours of sleep per night and fall asleep while driving or even recording a podcast? If you answered “Yes” to any of those questions then we’ve got what you need. Colman’s mustard powder. One bump and you’ll be awake for hours. Side effects may include vomiting, extreme nasal discomfort, dry eyes, ridicule, and regret. This week we talk about disposal of dead bodies, movies, and the one true God, Elon Musk. Also a quick mention of a Windows exploit applicable on any system for at least the last 16 years, no biggie. Check out the show notes for extra links and we hope you enjoy the show.
Well I gotta be honest, there’s not a lot of tech talk in this weeks episode. It’s a lot of us bullshitting, though, if you’re interested. In a series of flip-flop legal battles Google is the latest winner but Oracle will surely come back and likely eventually win instead of risking dual-licensed/GPL ruin for “everyone.” Soon you’ll be able to have chats with Danielle, a chatbot to be released in the near future under development by a team lead by Ray Kurzweil. Maybe Tay can be her best friend. If you need some inspiration to get in shape, don’t hesitate to turn to the Grand Master Shia LaBeouf who is currently hitchhiking across the US for art. Hope you enjoy some of the show, LOL.
Here’s the long and short of it (THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID..AMIRITE,) don’t use stupid simple passwords even if you only sign up for a website to impress people you don’t care about in hopes you get a job you’re definitely not qualified for. Google needs to invest in billboards or something because they release some good shit that people never know about. Google also releases some horrible shit..that people never know about. C’est la vie (SAY LA VEE IN AMERICAN.) Stay tuned for your weekly dose of giant robot battle updates and also we talk about modular phones and why they are cool but probably useless, as well as several other things. Hope you enjoy the show.
In our eleventh episode we pose a very important question:
Can you use Titter to send teets? Stay tuned to find out.
If you turn off the basement lights and flee up the stairs as if your life depended on it then you’re probably a realist; because there are monsters that live in dark basements, terrifying monsters. Not everything that is dark is scary, though. Take the Dark Web for instance. Pretty legit, or so I hear. They’ve even got a magazine now…fancy. Survival is key to living and boy is that important. Gov’t spies slightly upset about having to do their own work instead of being fed (GET IT) everything, and Amazon introduces one button to rule them all. Hope you enjoy the show!
Mediocrity is in the eye of the beholder, so is what constitutes a sandwich (read SANG’G-WICH.) If I tell you this podcast is heavily lacking in tech talk, would you think I’m a liar? How DARE you call me a liar. Keep that sass mouth flapping and I’ll send the terror bird after your family. Happy Mothers Day. Microsoft Edge is still kicking and getting a useful add-on in the form of AdBlockPlus, which is nice, I guess. John “I’m an artist” Malkovich is crazy or a genius..probably just crazy. Relive the Holocaust in the body of a teenage girl, from the comfort of your own home, then go take your frustrations out and brain some Germans in Battlefield 1. All that sounds good, right? Yup! Enjoy the show.
Second Amendment. Got it. First Amendment…working on it. I CAN’T BELIEVE IT. EPISODE 9 ALREADY. HOW TIME FLIES. More gaming coverage, political shenanigans, syphoning data from your DNA, losing your best friend, John Oliver, and who could forget those crazy Japanese folk. Gosh they’re crazy. And creative with their company names. Totally creative. Oh also something about eugenics and Hitler youth yadayadayada same old story. Anyways folks, hope you enjoy!
Technical Difficulty tally: III. Learning is hard.
How far are you willing to go to defend your homeland? Good luck matching the Swiss. Death strikes again, Marriage equality, Bipedal monsters of gaming, and several more things; on this weeks episode. If you have a sense of practicality but still want to be innovative, go check out some of the top Kickstarter projects. You’ll get some good ideas of what not to do because all of the projects are just one step away from being useful. Take that step, my friends. Steal, improve, profit.
I know you’ve all been waiting with baited breath, but the wait is over. We finally have an RSS feed! You can now subscribe to our podcast like you would any other. Please use the link located here. If you run in to any issues, let us know!
Working on getting the podcast added to the iTunes podcast directory, it should be there soon…