HEAR YE HEAR YE welcome to the inaugural episode of the IO Panel podcast where James, Mike, and Evan talk about technology and other random…just really really random stuff. Don’t be put off by any previous dealings with this nefarious trio, oh no. We can promise you at least 13 percent more effort and 170 percent more pure blooded American sarcastic sincerity. Now I’m no math wizard but those numbers make sense to me but you be your own judge; after all, you’re a fucking adult, right? You have keys, credit cards, friends, etc. I’m pretty sure you’re a person, right? Oh god..ha-have the robots taken over? SHITSHITSHIT WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE. WHERE ARE MY GOD DAMN KEYS? FUCK! Anyways have a listen and if you like it let us know and if you don’t I will personally hire Action Bronson to break into your house while you’re in bed, rub his grizzled grease soaked beard on everything you love, then straddle your torso while eating a bucket of chicken six inches from your face and sing you a lullaby. You’ve been warned. KTHXBAI!
\:)/ -Evan
