[ I/O Panel ]

How familiar are you with salami?  That’s a very important question that needs an answer.  In this weeks show we talk about more than just cyber security breaches.  The world is in shambles, the Zigerions are on our tail, 7 is greater than 2, your anime is out to kill you, bacon is your savior and perhaps what Kim K uses to feed her hind quarters, kids are developing foreign languages that parents don’t understand, and speaking of kids we learn something 2/3 of us knew but never talk about.  Stay up to date with your bird law on Rob Loblaw’s Law Blog.  Hope you enjoy the show!

-Evan

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Song of the Week:  Enochian – Sadistic

With the best of intentions and mostly empty bladders we set our sights towards the unknown.  The final frontier.  This week we review a quick recap of the 2017 Google I/O cononference, celebrity deaths, tips and tricks for compromised computers, rules that don’t apply to the U.S. Government,  Star Trek parodies and the future of Scott Bakula, Star Citizen riches, aliens and their trash, free stuff, and saying goodbye to beloved file formats.  Hope you enjoy the show!

-Evan

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Song of the Week:  Silverstein – Retrograde

PATCH YOUR SHIT!  Since that’s out of the way did you realize Netflix was still rending physical media?  I sure didn’t.  This week we talk about geography, the dangers of pizza delivery, computer security risks and what you can do about them, advice on using old technology, interesting yet poorly executed video games, being fat and possible solutions, high school movies, racism in film, and the evolution of Fuji.  $20 MILLION IN 10 YEARS – STRIKE IT RICH, CARNIVAL OPERATORS DON’T WANT YOU TO KNOW THIS TRICK!!  Tune in to find out more!

-Evan

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Song of the Week:  Marshmello – Summer

No no no not that doggo, the other doggo.  Thanks once again for tuning in folks, this week we light up some joints, talk about Johnsons, discuss bad parenting, and international politics.  In addition to that we give some advice on how to stay safe if you are up to unsavory activities, allegedly, we discuss a book about human consciousness and project management, we talk about rockets, rewards for honesty, blind faith, sweat shops, and the importance of doing nothing.  Hope you enjoy the show!

-Evan

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Song of the Week:  Disturbed – The Sound Of Silence

Eighty five percent of this weeks show brought to you by our newest sponsor, Mike!  The other fifteen percent is brought to you by your local supplier of TraceBusterBusters.  Get your bust on, today!  This show we talk about the despicable (and slightly hilarious) act of shaving innocent neighborhood felines.  But don’t worry, if their numbers get too low we can grow more in a bag!  That’s not all, though.  Don’t think we forgot about the greatest festival that never happened.  Looking at you, Ja Rule.  Not only those things, either!  We talk about a TV show you should watch, getting sober, visiting North Korea yet again, and last but not least the latest news from the Kahnawake Peacekeepers.  Hope you enjoy the show!

-Evan

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Song of the Week:  Polaris – Unfamiliar

The most profound gift that we have is the right to choose.  In this weeks episode we talk about choices, planes – both Russian and American, France, internet connected juice, risks to network security from odd places, virtual reality harassment, artificial sweeteners, “cultural” accents, and whether The Hateful Eight is anymore more than a visually stunning shootout.  It’s summer time folks, enjoy your strawberries with your Mothers and enjoy the show!

-Evan

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Song of the Week:  Brock Berrigan – Way Of Life

LET ME PLAY YOU THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE!  That’s probably what was going through the head of the folks who decided to set off every emergency siren in Dallas, TX last week.  In this weeks episode we witness the start of a massive train wreck where the conductor (Michael Bay) pushes full steam ahead then bails the fuck out.  Camera sex toys, in MY vagina?  YouTube, the way to get content without a TV company is not a TV company.  Ruining your search history has never been so easy, and hilarious!  Something about NSA hacks, yadda yadda.  A noble death for a great pioneer, rubbing massive bodies together, shedding a light on the darkness, and panda sex.  Hope you enjoy the show!

-Evan

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Song of the Week:  Woodkid – Never Let You Down (feat. Elle Fanning)

Folks if there’s one bit of advice you should take away from this weeks episode it’s this; step your murder game up.  On a happier note we also talk about a new artfully crafted Windows Update, how painting your house could be in the best interest of the planet, undervaluing your extortion demands, tools of the trade, late additions to dwindling hopes and dreams, a sad goodbye to a feline legend, dinosaur mating rituals, going AWOL, fifteen minutes of infamy, destroying property in the name of practice, how crazy Texas is, and announcing the inaugural book of the month; We Are Legion (We Are Bob) (Bobiverse) (Volume 1.)  Feel free to listen or read along and we hope you enjoy the episode.

-Evan

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Song of the Week:  Wage War – Stitch

Do you like being cramped, hot, sweaty, and threatened with critical hits to the genitals?  Then you sure missed out!  We bring you our first ever fully in person episode where we talk about 3 or 4 things.  Business travelers are going to have some serious issues if they want to fly direct from the Middle East, we could be nearing the end of death due to natural causes, Uber auto driving cars have a secret ‘nap mode’ function that gets tested with mixed results, and ISP’s can now sell your customer and usage data without asking.  Welcome to the future!  Hope you enjoy the episode.  We did what we could.

-Evan

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Song of the Week:  Tiger Lou – Trails of Spit

The first topic this week is hypocrisy, something we’re all familiar with!  With viral campaigns and rogue canines in the discussion we cruise into this podcast on the back of our steadfast submarine friend.  A recap of energy drink flavors, celebrity leaks, cultural appropriation, poor speaking habits, and reptilians is what’s in store for you when you listen to this weeks episode.  We come to realize that if you have a certain very unique name that instead of getting angry you have but one recourse; pornography.  Lots more in the show notes and remember folks, don’t be stupid.  Enjoy!

-Evan

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Song of the Week:  Plini – Selenium Forest