Category: Podcast

Welcome back to the IOPanel: Fat Shaming Edition.  Happy 4th of July you Independent sons’a’bitches.  With China’s construction abilities in question and quality control in the proverbial toilet, who will lead the search for our future alien invaders and their delicious amino acid beverages.  The 4th Amendment need not apply if you are a personal computer but it’s totally okay because if you aren’t doing anything wrong what do you have to hide?  Bad Sci-Fi storytelling and the greatest question plaguing mankind, “What happened to the Cadillac Catera?”  All of this and plenty more in the show notes.  Hope you enjoy the show!

-Evan / Admiral Neil Blevins

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Show Notes:  https://goo.gl/6ZPQKK

Evan’s (un)related song of the week:
Flipsyde – U.S. History

Taal is ‘n wonderlike vaardigheid om te hê en gereedskap te gebruik, ito ay isang kahihiyan sa mundo kaya hindi ito ginagamit productively.  Velika Britanija je glasao da napusti Evropsku uniju na spektakularanpotez koji će vjerojatno dovesti destabalization drugim članicama EU; ako se drži, naravno.  Apple avslører deres iOS10 kjernen vil være ukryptert, en 180 fra sine tidligere utgivelser, men generelt bedre for sikkerhet. Jūs niekada nežinote, kas žiūri jūsų pačių priežiūra sistema, Stop Being riebalų, kad tikslus ir padaryti šiuos tikslus prioritetas.  Ankaŭ iuj malbonaj filmoj kiujn vi vere devas rigardi por kredi, harstariga mekanika struto hundo por la militistoj, kaj efektive mi forgesi rant aŭ du.  Hope you enjoy the show – don’t forget to check out the show notes!

-Evan
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As I mentioned, we’re well on our way in our 19 year journey to completion.  Why, you may ask?  Oh you didn’t ask?  Well I’m telling you anyways.  Because of how the episodes are named we can have a max of 999 without breaking the naming scheme.  That’s it.  So at one per week we’ve got just under 19 years to go.  Fun.  This week we talk about celebrity deaths, great dictators and their fatal flaws, lots of sci-fi, and lots of games.  Yet another breach of user data for sale by our buddy Peace – keep up to the good work, pal!  And I pose a question about black holes that will hopefully spark some interest in someone.  Enjoy the show, OR ELSE.

-Evan

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Show Notes:  https://goo.gl/kigoaV

This episode brought to you by Rule 34, set down many years ago by our 4fathers; if it exists, there is porn of it.  So sayeth the Chan.  Your personal Chinese DD (designated drone,) PEW PEW PEW talk, elements of national pride, vidya games, dick moves, and a little bit about keeping your accounts safe online, we’ve got it all!!! Hope you enjoy the show.

-Evan

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Show Notes:  https://goo.gl/M16CZk

Evan’s unrelated song of the week:
For Today – Bitter Roots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TtYjGirCH0

Not surprisingly, KOOK tastes bitter, salty, and is hard to swallow.  #WAKEUP.  This week we drop mics, knowledge, and helicopter bombs.  JUST THE TIP of the iceberg of conspiracy theories, actual conspiracies, atrocities, and the like.  We’ll definitely need another episode to fully delve into the dark world of reality.  And next time we promise to have a theory MOST FOWL by our own beloved host, Mike.  We’d like to thank our special guest this week, joining us from a mostly undisclosed location – Thanks “Bob.”  Hope you guys enjoy the show.

-Evan

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Show Notes:  https://goo.gl/mptYjK

“I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE READY FOR ANYTHING, EVER”

Evan’s (un)related song of the week:
Architects – Red Hypergiant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDfrD5eFjqU

 

Are you always tired?  Do you get less than eleven hours of sleep per night and fall asleep while driving or even recording a podcast?  If you answered “Yes” to any of those questions then we’ve got what you need.  Colman’s mustard powder.  One bump and you’ll be awake for hours.  Side effects may include vomiting, extreme nasal discomfort, dry eyes, ridicule, and regret.  This week we talk about disposal of dead bodies, movies, and the one true God, Elon Musk.  Also a quick mention of a Windows exploit applicable on any system for at least the last 16 years, no biggie.  Check out the show notes for extra links and we hope you enjoy the show.

-Evan

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Show Notes:  https://goo.gl/S1Cg6V

 

Well I gotta be honest, there’s not a lot of tech talk in this weeks episode.  It’s a lot of us bullshitting, though, if you’re interested.  In a series of flip-flop legal battles Google is the latest winner but Oracle will surely come back and likely eventually win instead of risking dual-licensed/GPL ruin for “everyone.”  Soon you’ll be able to have chats with Danielle, a chatbot to be released in the near future under development by a team lead by Ray Kurzweil.  Maybe Tay can be her best friend.  If you need some inspiration to get in shape, don’t hesitate to turn to the Grand Master Shia LaBeouf who is currently hitchhiking across the US for art.  Hope you enjoy some of the show, LOL.

-Evan

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Show Notes:  https://goo.gl/IUJ4Wy

Evan’s unrelated song of the week:  Tesseract – Survival

Here’s the long and short of it (THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID..AMIRITE,) don’t use stupid simple passwords even if you only sign up for a website to impress people you don’t care about in hopes you get a job you’re definitely not qualified for.  Google needs to invest in billboards or something because they release some good shit that people never know about.  Google also releases some horrible shit..that people never know about.  C’est la vie (SAY LA VEE IN AMERICAN.)  Stay tuned for your weekly dose of giant robot battle updates and also we talk about modular phones and why they are cool but probably useless, as well as several other things.  Hope you enjoy the show.

-Evan

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Show Notes:  https://goo.gl/eVhqCS

Evan’s unrelated song recommendation (since I saw them live recently):  Memphis May Fire – Pharisees
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDJCXuQ56So

In our eleventh episode we pose a very important question:
Can you use Titter to send teets?  Stay tuned to find out.

If you turn off the basement lights and flee up the stairs as if your life depended on it then you’re probably a realist; because there are monsters that live in dark basements, terrifying monsters.  Not everything that is dark is scary, though.  Take the Dark Web for instance.  Pretty legit, or so I hear.  They’ve even got a magazine now…fancy.  Survival is key to living and boy is that important.  Gov’t spies slightly upset about having to do their own work instead of being fed (GET IT) everything, and Amazon introduces one button to rule them all.  Hope you enjoy the show!

-Neil Blevins

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Show Notes:  https://goo.gl/j8Gk6t

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Titter:    (o)iopanel

Mediocrity is in the eye of the beholder, so is what constitutes a sandwich (read SANG’G-WICH.)  If I tell you this podcast is heavily lacking in tech talk, would you think I’m a liar?  How DARE you call me a liar.  Keep that sass mouth flapping and I’ll send the terror bird after your family.  Happy Mothers Day.  Microsoft Edge is still kicking and getting a useful add-on in the form of AdBlockPlus, which is nice, I guess.  John “I’m an artist” Malkovich is crazy or a genius..probably just crazy.  Relive the Holocaust in the body of a teenage girl, from the comfort of your own home, then go take your frustrations out and brain some Germans in Battlefield 1.  All that sounds good, right?  Yup!  Enjoy the show.

-Evan

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Show Notes:  https://goo.gl/ew5dAC

ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY SHOEBILL !!!