Author: Evan Neal

The secret ingredient is soy sauce!  Still here?  NEAT!   This week we talk about tracking and accountability, unintended consequences, the dangers of being formerly associated with the KGB, inventive combat sports (we never said they were good,) the power of PowerfulJRE, and which mythical creature we’d like to become.  Speaking of mythical creatures!  Jude Law is apparently amazing in The Young Pope (link in the show notes.)  Speaking of the show notes!  There’s more links and cool things that are link related in the show notes so be sure to check them out.  Enjoy!

-Evan

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Song of the Week:  The Roots – Dear God 2.0

We’ve made it all the way to episode 43, folks!  As a reward for this feat we get…43 dildos on a table.  If only every payoff in life were so generous.  This week not only do we talk about the ole solo in out in out but we talk about new laws on the table for us firearm folk, how CVS is the good guy, criminal commute times (traffic must be really bad,) the future of Cyber and failing on the internet.  Don’t forget; they’re always watching and always listening.  There’s a lot more in the show notes this week, so check them out and please…PLEASE don’t get your unilateral phase detractors confused with your cardinal grammeters.  Stay safe.

-Evan

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Song of the Week:  The Roots – How I Got Over

We’re gonna let you finish but first we have to tell you about this weeks sponsor, Stephen Baldwin.  What a master of film and fantasy.  Okay so TBH he didn’t sponsor us but we love/hate him and appreciate what he does.  In this weeks episode not only do we discuss the many mistakes of Stephens career but also bio-synergistic-jellyfish-lasers (pew pew,) owning a piece of human history to wear around your neck, how features are not bugs.  We touch on the potato diet again just briefly and realize that almond milk is more hipster than previously thought.  HINT:  It goes way back.  Also find out why “COPS HATE THIS GUY FOR USING THIS SIMPLE TRICK!!!!1clickbait.”  Hope you enjoy the show!

-Evan

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Song of the Week:  Angel Vivaldi – A Mercurian Summer

Radioactive diamonds, in my chest?  Possibly!  This week we talk about going green with nuclear waste AND (re)cycling protection, the progression of driverless car technology and what it means for your wife when she’s out of the kitchen, the problems with police drug field test kits and how they’re related to house pets, Star Trek, James’ attempts to divert the conversation away from Star Trek, and the inevitable return of more Star Trek talk!  Lots more in the show notes, hope you enjoy the episode.  Also, Mark Hamill.  That is all.

-Evan

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Song of the Week:  Flume – On Top

Oh boy, here we go creating genetic mutants and horrible new species again!  K. Michael would be proud.  This week we talk about how smart devices are the most apathetic devices in your home.  They say they’re smart but they just sit by and listen to you get strangled in a hot tub and do nothing.  Expulsion is not just for students anymore, it’s for Russians too! and how Captain Jean-Luc “4LytZ” Picard, an expert in gang related gene and dance expressions, is coming to YOUR genome to determine your fate.  More in the show notes, hope you enjoy the show – now the #1 sex toy technology podcast on the internet.  #ROPEGANG .

-Evan

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Song of the Week:  The Fine Constant – Quiescent

Hope everyone had an enjoyable post-Saturnalia weekend with lots of gifts, drinks, family tiffs, and only mild regret.  I know I sure did!  In this weeks show we talk about death and rebirth (how timely) of Cyanogenmod, how 7-11 is leaping ahead of other retailers in the delivery market, so-bad-they’re-good 80’s movies, and another potential instance of the Mandela effect aka having a bad memory except for that one time with the tree because that was totally real.  Plenty more to check out in the show notes, hope you enjoy the episode.

-Evan

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Song of the Week:  For Today – Flooded Earth

This week’s show was a bit raunchy, a bit inappropriate, and a lot of fun.  We covered a range of topics from silk worms doing the bidding of evil super villains, how Amazon is planning on further expanding into the shipping business, how to keep your head up on your way to prison, and of course we can’t forget the word of the day: pendulous.  Lots of banter about how (un?)helpful Google assistants are and yet more Star Citizen shenanigans.  Plenty of good stuff in the show notes so check them out, and hope you enjoy the podcast!

-Evan

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Song of the Week:  After the Burial – Deluge

Good to be back after a 3 week hiatus; showing a bit of rust but we’ll get back to our old 3 hour reports soon enough.  This week we teach you how to stalk someone in the most caring way possible, how to steal food from worldwide multi-billion dollar businesses, how micro loans really work in the world of mobile technology and social media, and then we get into the real serious business; how Canada ruined the United States and why is Steven Seagal so crazy?  Check out the show notes for more info!  Hope you enjoy the show.

-Evan

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Song of the Week:  After the Burial – Collapse

With Elon Musk on the precipice of supervillianry we must trust that he wants the best for mankind (aka his subjects.)  This week we talk about the launch of GOES-R (spoiler: it is neither the gatekeeper nor the keymaster;) NOAA adds another satellite to their space fleet that promises some badass pictures of badass weather.  Badass.  Amazon can almost cook for you, but you would probably prefer some microwaved chicken and mushrooms.  Some pretty intelligent security threats and some not so intelligent ones, in the form of Poison tap and lightbulbs, respectively.  Good movies, bad movies, and dick moves.  More in the show notes as always.  Hope you enjoy the podcast!

-Evan

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Song of the week:  Ronald Jenkees – Magnetic Moment

This week we talk about the plight of animals used in science and medical experiments and their inevitable uprising and world domination over us puny humans (read: hoo-mons,) converting raw sewage into a different kind of gas than you might be thinking, password manager options these days as well as other computer security topics,  low quality nostalgia gaming experiences, a quick mention of the 2016 presidential election, and a rant about cannons.  As always, links and more information in the show notes.  Hope you enjoy the episode.

-Evan

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Song(s) of the week:
Affiance – Mad As Hell + Call to the Warrior
Affiance – Kings of Deceit