Author: Evan Neal

LET ME PLAY YOU THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE!  That’s probably what was going through the head of the folks who decided to set off every emergency siren in Dallas, TX last week.  In this weeks episode we witness the start of a massive train wreck where the conductor (Michael Bay) pushes full steam ahead then bails the fuck out.  Camera sex toys, in MY vagina?  YouTube, the way to get content without a TV company is not a TV company.  Ruining your search history has never been so easy, and hilarious!  Something about NSA hacks, yadda yadda.  A noble death for a great pioneer, rubbing massive bodies together, shedding a light on the darkness, and panda sex.  Hope you enjoy the show!

-Evan

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Song of the Week:  Woodkid – Never Let You Down (feat. Elle Fanning)

Folks if there’s one bit of advice you should take away from this weeks episode it’s this; step your murder game up.  On a happier note we also talk about a new artfully crafted Windows Update, how painting your house could be in the best interest of the planet, undervaluing your extortion demands, tools of the trade, late additions to dwindling hopes and dreams, a sad goodbye to a feline legend, dinosaur mating rituals, going AWOL, fifteen minutes of infamy, destroying property in the name of practice, how crazy Texas is, and announcing the inaugural book of the month; We Are Legion (We Are Bob) (Bobiverse) (Volume 1.)  Feel free to listen or read along and we hope you enjoy the episode.

-Evan

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Song of the Week:  Wage War – Stitch

Do you like being cramped, hot, sweaty, and threatened with critical hits to the genitals?  Then you sure missed out!  We bring you our first ever fully in person episode where we talk about 3 or 4 things.  Business travelers are going to have some serious issues if they want to fly direct from the Middle East, we could be nearing the end of death due to natural causes, Uber auto driving cars have a secret ‘nap mode’ function that gets tested with mixed results, and ISP’s can now sell your customer and usage data without asking.  Welcome to the future!  Hope you enjoy the episode.  We did what we could.

-Evan

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Song of the Week:  Tiger Lou – Trails of Spit

The first topic this week is hypocrisy, something we’re all familiar with!  With viral campaigns and rogue canines in the discussion we cruise into this podcast on the back of our steadfast submarine friend.  A recap of energy drink flavors, celebrity leaks, cultural appropriation, poor speaking habits, and reptilians is what’s in store for you when you listen to this weeks episode.  We come to realize that if you have a certain very unique name that instead of getting angry you have but one recourse; pornography.  Lots more in the show notes and remember folks, don’t be stupid.  Enjoy!

-Evan

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Song of the Week:  Plini – Selenium Forest

Oh deer, here we go again.  With a special guest joining us this week and the timetable in question we couldn’t help but discuss efficiency.  But don’t worry, we’re not talking about using less resources and being more aware of what’s going on; we’re talking about peeing and how Japanese middle management is skeptical about the length of your breaks.  In addition to that gem we talk about whether AT&T was ever a legitimate telecom provider, drunk driving consequences, extra toilet paper storage, Vault7 from WikiLeaks, tacos, buzzwords, International Potatoes, religious police, German pranks, and trash pandas.  Check out the show notes for all the links!  Hope you enjoy the episode.

-Evan

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Song of the Week:  THE NORTHERN – Ataraxia

LET LOOSE THE FANFARE, hold the math.  How does a 52 week year equal 49, you ask?  Laziness is the answer to everything.  This week we explore using trash fish to health, why we’re looking for a venture capitalist to join the show, going Super Saiyan, NASA’s contribution to the public, how everyone’s beloved password managers are doing you in, getting dicks wet, kissing your vacations goodbye, Hitler’s greatest secret, and discuss just how many medieval movies can Clive Owen make?  Thanks for sticking with us for our first year, plenty more to come and as always check out the show notes to see for yourself what we’re spouting off about.

-Evan

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Song of the Week:  VIMIC – She Sees Everything

With the dynamic duo now sadly a dynamic solo, we bid farewell to the great Bill Paxton.  In this weeks episode we talk about the discovery of a new (exo)planetary system a mere 40 light years away, medical negligence, the glorious return of Nokia, political shenanigans, server dumps, several bodies, questionable file footage, and why it’s your fault if you smell poop and say nothing.  More in the show notes, hope you enjoy the episode.

-Evan

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Song of the Week:  Aviana – Solar

This weeks episode marks the beginning of a new sponsorship deal with the restaurant chain “On The Border.”  As a courtesy to us they are  changing their name to “El Dopamine.”  Thank you for your quality boiled foods.  Come on down and listen to us chat about the future of e-commerce, check out our weekly KKK updates, and learn the true identity of the Queen of England.  Much to our chagrin we have once again found that the internet is not always a wholesome safe place to live and that companies are trying to prod you for everything you’re willing to give them.  As a thought exercise we present you with this:  Growers or Showers?  Discuss.  More cool stuff in the show notes!  Hope you enjoy the episode.

-Evan

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Song of the Week, courtesy of Spider Mike:
Local H – I Saw What You Did and I Know Who You Are

SPEAKING OF SEALED LIPS…VAGISIL, er I mean Vasalgel; a revolution in male birth control.  So now that we’re all equal (thanks, feminism) let’s  just get on with our lives.  In this weeks episode we talk about how Google plans to make Minecraft look more realistic, splinter groups of white supremacists, how the internet can be dangerous if you touch it, all things SciFi and SciNon-Fi, a new challenge!, and what your local libraries have to offer.  Hope you enjoy the show!

-Evan

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Song of the Week:  Starset – Monster  (a vision of James’ perfect future)

Fair warning, more Trump talk even though it was really not planned.  Could become a regular topic, hopefully not.  Anyways thanks for tuning in, this week we talk about Uber, death, the history of wrinkled sacs and how to treat them, who is black and who isn’t, bro science, science fiction, science FACT, the unfortunate times faced by Korean grandmothers, and the future of what we call “Life.”  Hope you enjoy the show, cockholsters!

-Evan

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Song of the Week:  Shinedown – 45