Category: Podcast

LET LOOSE THE FANFARE, hold the math.  How does a 52 week year equal 49, you ask?  Laziness is the answer to everything.  This week we explore using trash fish to health, why we’re looking for a venture capitalist to join the show, going Super Saiyan, NASA’s contribution to the public, how everyone’s beloved password managers are doing you in, getting dicks wet, kissing your vacations goodbye, Hitler’s greatest secret, and discuss just how many medieval movies can Clive Owen make?  Thanks for sticking with us for our first year, plenty more to come and as always check out the show notes to see for yourself what we’re spouting off about.

-Evan

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Song of the Week:  VIMIC – She Sees Everything

With the dynamic duo now sadly a dynamic solo, we bid farewell to the great Bill Paxton.  In this weeks episode we talk about the discovery of a new (exo)planetary system a mere 40 light years away, medical negligence, the glorious return of Nokia, political shenanigans, server dumps, several bodies, questionable file footage, and why it’s your fault if you smell poop and say nothing.  More in the show notes, hope you enjoy the episode.

-Evan

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Song of the Week:  Aviana – Solar

This weeks episode marks the beginning of a new sponsorship deal with the restaurant chain “On The Border.”  As a courtesy to us they are  changing their name to “El Dopamine.”  Thank you for your quality boiled foods.  Come on down and listen to us chat about the future of e-commerce, check out our weekly KKK updates, and learn the true identity of the Queen of England.  Much to our chagrin we have once again found that the internet is not always a wholesome safe place to live and that companies are trying to prod you for everything you’re willing to give them.  As a thought exercise we present you with this:  Growers or Showers?  Discuss.  More cool stuff in the show notes!  Hope you enjoy the episode.

-Evan

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Song of the Week, courtesy of Spider Mike:
Local H – I Saw What You Did and I Know Who You Are

SPEAKING OF SEALED LIPS…VAGISIL, er I mean Vasalgel; a revolution in male birth control.  So now that we’re all equal (thanks, feminism) let’s  just get on with our lives.  In this weeks episode we talk about how Google plans to make Minecraft look more realistic, splinter groups of white supremacists, how the internet can be dangerous if you touch it, all things SciFi and SciNon-Fi, a new challenge!, and what your local libraries have to offer.  Hope you enjoy the show!

-Evan

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Song of the Week:  Starset – Monster  (a vision of James’ perfect future)

Fair warning, more Trump talk even though it was really not planned.  Could become a regular topic, hopefully not.  Anyways thanks for tuning in, this week we talk about Uber, death, the history of wrinkled sacs and how to treat them, who is black and who isn’t, bro science, science fiction, science FACT, the unfortunate times faced by Korean grandmothers, and the future of what we call “Life.”  Hope you enjoy the show, cockholsters!

-Evan

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Song of the Week:  Shinedown – 45

The secret ingredient is soy sauce!  Still here?  NEAT!   This week we talk about tracking and accountability, unintended consequences, the dangers of being formerly associated with the KGB, inventive combat sports (we never said they were good,) the power of PowerfulJRE, and which mythical creature we’d like to become.  Speaking of mythical creatures!  Jude Law is apparently amazing in The Young Pope (link in the show notes.)  Speaking of the show notes!  There’s more links and cool things that are link related in the show notes so be sure to check them out.  Enjoy!

-Evan

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Song of the Week:  The Roots – Dear God 2.0

We’ve made it all the way to episode 43, folks!  As a reward for this feat we get…43 dildos on a table.  If only every payoff in life were so generous.  This week not only do we talk about the ole solo in out in out but we talk about new laws on the table for us firearm folk, how CVS is the good guy, criminal commute times (traffic must be really bad,) the future of Cyber and failing on the internet.  Don’t forget; they’re always watching and always listening.  There’s a lot more in the show notes this week, so check them out and please…PLEASE don’t get your unilateral phase detractors confused with your cardinal grammeters.  Stay safe.

-Evan

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Song of the Week:  The Roots – How I Got Over

We’re gonna let you finish but first we have to tell you about this weeks sponsor, Stephen Baldwin.  What a master of film and fantasy.  Okay so TBH he didn’t sponsor us but we love/hate him and appreciate what he does.  In this weeks episode not only do we discuss the many mistakes of Stephens career but also bio-synergistic-jellyfish-lasers (pew pew,) owning a piece of human history to wear around your neck, how features are not bugs.  We touch on the potato diet again just briefly and realize that almond milk is more hipster than previously thought.  HINT:  It goes way back.  Also find out why “COPS HATE THIS GUY FOR USING THIS SIMPLE TRICK!!!!1clickbait.”  Hope you enjoy the show!

-Evan

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Song of the Week:  Angel Vivaldi – A Mercurian Summer

Radioactive diamonds, in my chest?  Possibly!  This week we talk about going green with nuclear waste AND (re)cycling protection, the progression of driverless car technology and what it means for your wife when she’s out of the kitchen, the problems with police drug field test kits and how they’re related to house pets, Star Trek, James’ attempts to divert the conversation away from Star Trek, and the inevitable return of more Star Trek talk!  Lots more in the show notes, hope you enjoy the episode.  Also, Mark Hamill.  That is all.

-Evan

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Song of the Week:  Flume – On Top

Oh boy, here we go creating genetic mutants and horrible new species again!  K. Michael would be proud.  This week we talk about how smart devices are the most apathetic devices in your home.  They say they’re smart but they just sit by and listen to you get strangled in a hot tub and do nothing.  Expulsion is not just for students anymore, it’s for Russians too! and how Captain Jean-Luc “4LytZ” Picard, an expert in gang related gene and dance expressions, is coming to YOUR genome to determine your fate.  More in the show notes, hope you enjoy the show – now the #1 sex toy technology podcast on the internet.  #ROPEGANG .

-Evan

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Song of the Week:  The Fine Constant – Quiescent