Author: Evan Neal

IT’S ALL JOKES, FOLKS.  This week we did our first full LIVE BROADCAST!  You can check it out here if you are so inclined.  We chatted about space mining again (everyone’s favorite,) deep learning ASIC’s planning world domination under our noses, Volkswagen tricks (this is where it gets…racey,) brain mechanisms for language recognition, No Man’s Sky and why it’s probably not for you, the inaugural I/O Panel weight loss competition, and why nobody likes you.  Check out the show notes for even more.  Hope you enjoy the show!

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Music Of The Week:
Periphery – Marigold | 3 – All That Remains
Thank You Scientist – Blue Automatic
Dream Theater – On The Backs Of Angels

With almost every nation in the world fighting for their future in Rio right now, we’re here with the important coverage about blowjob cafe’s, the corruption of Batman, nearly century old anthrax dangers due to global warming, and the nature of the mysterious red powder known only by its name and sole ingredient..Chang.  We also talk about the founding fathers of the djent metal movement and why your musical tastes are inferior to mine.  Protip:  If you want to know what the world will be like in 23 years, pay attention to AT&T commercials..they seem to have a pretty good track record.  Hope you enjoy the show!

–Chet Walters

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Related songs of the week:
Periphery – The Bad Thing (again) | Periphery – Scarlet
Periphery – Stranger Things | TesseracT – Phoenix

The burning cries of eternal veins breathe deeply, particularly when the secretary indicates a committee meeting at the university.  *BOOM*  This week we talk about what is and what isn’t, not what you think you might think you feel about it to fit in with other perfect snowflakes.  Windows 10 can still be yours for the low low price if using a keyboard shortcut.  Yahoo continues to make poor business decisions, don’t go to the UAE..just don’t, and when you cheat the system keep your mouth shut or you ruin it for everyone.  Check out the show notes for bonus material.  Hope you enjoy the show.

-Evan

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This weeks show brought to you by Mind Quad

Tesla Coil Demonstration

Evan’s Unrelated Song of the Week:
Fire From The Gods – Excuse Me

Security professionals may soon be asked to train their AI bot replacements.  I have a feeling that the Union will have a problem with this…unless Don Bot and the robot mafia have a say.  Military grade NOPEs aka spider farms aka harmless silk worm harvesting.  The perils of trying to fit in with all those wonderful Pokemon Go fanatics, the search for social justice for all of zombie kind, and more stuff too!  Hope you enjoy the show.

-Evan

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Evan’s (un)related songs of the week:
Spoken – Breathe Again | 10 Years – Beautiful

Hyper-Chicken, Billywitchdoctor.com, Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law, Charlie Kelly; these men and mythical creatures all have one thing and only one thing in common, birds and law.  Don’t question it.  Congratulations!!! you’re probably a Federal criminal.  Better (bird) lawyer up.  “[Nintendo has done more for childhood obesity in the last 24 hours than Michelle Obama has done in the last 8 years..]”  Shady dragons are on the loose trying to snatch up your gold and a talk about how not everything shot out of canons is well received by the targets.  Much more in the show notes, thanks for listening and we hope you enjoy the show!

-Martin

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Protip:  Don’t fall asleep on video chat while recording your own show.

 

Evan’s unrelated song of the week
Tesseract – Eden

 

Welcome back to the IOPanel: Fat Shaming Edition.  Happy 4th of July you Independent sons’a’bitches.  With China’s construction abilities in question and quality control in the proverbial toilet, who will lead the search for our future alien invaders and their delicious amino acid beverages.  The 4th Amendment need not apply if you are a personal computer but it’s totally okay because if you aren’t doing anything wrong what do you have to hide?  Bad Sci-Fi storytelling and the greatest question plaguing mankind, “What happened to the Cadillac Catera?”  All of this and plenty more in the show notes.  Hope you enjoy the show!

-Evan / Admiral Neil Blevins

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Evan’s (un)related song of the week:
Flipsyde – U.S. History

Taal is ‘n wonderlike vaardigheid om te hê en gereedskap te gebruik, ito ay isang kahihiyan sa mundo kaya hindi ito ginagamit productively.  Velika Britanija je glasao da napusti Evropsku uniju na spektakularanpotez koji će vjerojatno dovesti destabalization drugim članicama EU; ako se drži, naravno.  Apple avslører deres iOS10 kjernen vil være ukryptert, en 180 fra sine tidligere utgivelser, men generelt bedre for sikkerhet. Jūs niekada nežinote, kas žiūri jūsų pačių priežiūra sistema, Stop Being riebalų, kad tikslus ir padaryti šiuos tikslus prioritetas.  Ankaŭ iuj malbonaj filmoj kiujn vi vere devas rigardi por kredi, harstariga mekanika struto hundo por la militistoj, kaj efektive mi forgesi rant aŭ du.  Hope you enjoy the show – don’t forget to check out the show notes!

-Evan
Continue reading “But SMOOOOOM…”

As I mentioned, we’re well on our way in our 19 year journey to completion.  Why, you may ask?  Oh you didn’t ask?  Well I’m telling you anyways.  Because of how the episodes are named we can have a max of 999 without breaking the naming scheme.  That’s it.  So at one per week we’ve got just under 19 years to go.  Fun.  This week we talk about celebrity deaths, great dictators and their fatal flaws, lots of sci-fi, and lots of games.  Yet another breach of user data for sale by our buddy Peace – keep up to the good work, pal!  And I pose a question about black holes that will hopefully spark some interest in someone.  Enjoy the show, OR ELSE.

-Evan

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This episode brought to you by Rule 34, set down many years ago by our 4fathers; if it exists, there is porn of it.  So sayeth the Chan.  Your personal Chinese DD (designated drone,) PEW PEW PEW talk, elements of national pride, vidya games, dick moves, and a little bit about keeping your accounts safe online, we’ve got it all!!! Hope you enjoy the show.

-Evan

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Evan’s unrelated song of the week:
For Today – Bitter Roots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TtYjGirCH0

Not surprisingly, KOOK tastes bitter, salty, and is hard to swallow.  #WAKEUP.  This week we drop mics, knowledge, and helicopter bombs.  JUST THE TIP of the iceberg of conspiracy theories, actual conspiracies, atrocities, and the like.  We’ll definitely need another episode to fully delve into the dark world of reality.  And next time we promise to have a theory MOST FOWL by our own beloved host, Mike.  We’d like to thank our special guest this week, joining us from a mostly undisclosed location – Thanks “Bob.”  Hope you guys enjoy the show.

-Evan

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“I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE READY FOR ANYTHING, EVER”

Evan’s (un)related song of the week:
Architects – Red Hypergiant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDfrD5eFjqU